First offensive play vs. Redskins...

Kneel down to end the first half. Defense converts 8 consecutive pick sixes to start the game.

Manningham gets an over the shoulder throw - 30 yard pickup

Originally posted by midrdan:
Kneel down to end the first half. Defense converts 8 consecutive pick sixes to start the game.

OMG...that one is hilarious and then Dilfer will still give some reason why our offense is not doing anything...

Gore over left guard for a gain of six.

Kap throws 75 yard TD. Harbaugh challenges that he was past the LOS when he threw the ball. Call reversed. Back to 0-0.

Bruce Miller 80 yard TD

Blitz up the middle sending kaep running straight back into the endzone and sacked. SAFETY

Eligible lineman, Staley runs down the seam with the Skins having 11 in the box and Kap throws an 80 yard pass TD!!!

delay of game when kap tries to audible with 0 seconds on the play clock.

Play action pass, VD will be wide open 50 yards down the field but because Bruce Miller in the flat is Colins firs read he wont see VD. So 5 yard pass to Bruce Miller

Originally posted by valrod33:
Play action pass, VD will be wide open 50 yards down the field but because Bruce Miller in the flat is Colins firs read he wont see VD. So 5 yard pass to Bruce Miller

LOL. Sad, but LOL.

Kap comes to the line and then reads the defense, then starts calling out audibles and running to each lineman and saying duck duck duck duck goose behind Goodwin while the Skins defense has there hands on there hips looking confused on what the heck kind of audible this is and then Kap does a fake hand off to Gore and gives it to Boldin doing a fly sweep then tosses it back to Kap who then shovels it to Gore who gets a block from Baldwin down field and then does a lateral to Kap who runs in for a TD but then a flag comes in for illegal formation while all of that is happening

Triple option flea flicker double pass playaction screen hook and ladder.

Guaranteed!

Wildcat snap to Andy Lee who kicks a pass to Bruce Miller for a three yard gain

Most of our plays will be pretty offensive.