Lawrence Okoye Thread of Epic Awesomeness

Originally posted by RonMexico:

Originally posted by Bluesbro:

Originally posted by OKC49erFan:

Originally posted by Bluesbro:

Originally posted by pahlerbj:


sign the other guy....

That guy is HUGE. I am assuming he is an Olympian? Who is he?

Edit: Answered my own question. British shotputter Carl Myerscough - 6'10" 353lbs

Make that dude the Nose Tackle.
Right upon the snap, just have him heave the center onto the QB.
Sack every down.

I would want him over center on FG and extra point attempts

i wouldnt want penalties every time

Originally posted by wailers15:
who is that girl!!! lol

Originally posted by DeUh:

Originally posted by wailers15:
who is that girl!!! lol

Jessica Ennis.

Originally posted by AmpLee:

Originally posted by WRATHman44:

Originally posted by DeUh:

Originally posted by wailers15:
who is that girl!!! lol

Jessica Ennis.

What does she do (other than not grow boobs)?

Not sure, but I'd put it in her ennis.

Originally posted by AmpLee:

Originally posted by WRATHman44:

Originally posted by AmpLee:

Originally posted by WRATHman44:

Originally posted by DeUh:

Originally posted by wailers15:
who is that girl!!! lol

Jessica Ennis.

What does she do (other than not grow boobs)?

Not sure, but I'd put it in her ennis.

But seriously, you'd have to use your leg or lomething if those two monsters were the train she's been riding. That'd be uncomfortable to watch (I still would though).

Sloppy seconds would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Originally posted by WRATHman44:

Originally posted by AmpLee:

Originally posted by WRATHman44:

Originally posted by AmpLee:

Originally posted by WRATHman44:

Originally posted by DeUh:

Originally posted by wailers15:
who is that girl!!! lol

Jessica Ennis.

What does she do (other than not grow boobs)?

Not sure, but I'd put it in her ennis.

But seriously, you'd have to use your leg or lomething if those two monsters were the train she's been riding. That'd be uncomfortable to watch (I still would though).

Sloppy seconds would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

You take your penis off and throw it during sex? I think you should stop doing that.

Originally posted by DeUh:
Current olympic heptathlon gold medalist.

Originally posted by AmpLee:
If you haven't thought about getting a prosthetic penis, you haven't really lived. PM user Valrod for details.

Originally posted by AmpLee:
Here's a picture of Okoye throwing a penis (everything in image is accurate to scale).

Originally posted by AmpLee:

Originally posted by WRATHman44:

Originally posted by AmpLee:
Here's a picture of Okoye throwing a penis (everything in image is accurate to scale).

obvious chop job. There's no way it's that bright in London at 8:20 at night.

lol

Originally posted by WRATHman44:

Originally posted by DeUh:
Current olympic heptathlon gold medalist.

She's a heptahlete? She's got a really small upper body for that event. She's WAY less scary-looking than Jackie Joyner-Kersee.

Originally posted by AmpLee:

Originally posted by WRATHman44:

Originally posted by AmpLee:

Originally posted by WRATHman44:

Originally posted by AmpLee:

Originally posted by WRATHman44:

Originally posted by DeUh:

Originally posted by wailers15:
who is that girl!!! lol

Jessica Ennis.

What does she do (other than not grow boobs)?

Not sure, but I'd put it in her ennis.

But seriously, you'd have to use your leg or lomething if those two monsters were the train she's been riding. That'd be uncomfortable to watch (I still would though).

Sloppy seconds would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

You take your penis off and throw it during sex? I think you should stop doing that.

If you haven't thought about getting a prosthetic penis, you haven't really lived. PM user Valrod for details.

Originally posted by AmpLee:
Here's a picture of Okoye throwing a penis (everything in image is accurate to scale).