I got a problem and call it a sickness that cant be cured as a fan

All i knew about football was there was some guy named Dan Marino and some guy named Joe Montana. I picked Montana cuz his name was cooler and SF had the nicer uniforms. I couldnt have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

In high school, my friend came over with his gf during one of the NFC championship games against the Cowgirls. These silly b*****ds are tryna make small talk with me during the game! Then i forget what happened exactly but Dallas made a good play and she started cheering.

Enough is enough...

Take this b!tch and get out of my house

I am the same right now. I can't tihnk of anything but the 49ers