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WR Reverse Pass, Boldin with the 80 yard TD throw to Crabs
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Hand off to Gore up the middle for no gain.
2011 Game 1: Alex Smith scramble up the middle (5 yds)
2011 Game 2: Alex Smith scramble left end (7yds)

2012 Game 1: Frank Gore left guard (7 yds)
2012 Game 2: Kaepernick pass incomplete deep left to Manningham

2013 Game 1: Frank Gore right tackle (2yds)
2013 Game 2: Frank Gore up the middle (no gain)

2014 Game 1: Frank Gore up the middle (7 yds)
2014 Game 2: ??
[ Edited by fortyninerglory on Dec 13, 2014 at 8:40 AM ]
Screen pass to Gore. Lmfao just kidding.

Gore off tackle for two yard gain.
Colin Kaepernick tunneled vision throw to Michael Crabtree who has a step on Richard Sherman but Earl Thomas has it guarded up top. Severely underthrown and so is a perfect pass right to Sherman. Sherman then starts talking s**t about how he's the best corner in the history of the game and acts like it was a great play made by him.
Sack.
Originally posted by pwillis52beasty:
Colin Kaepernick tunneled vision throw to Michael Crabtree who has a step on Richard Sherman but Earl Thomas has it guarded up top. Severely underthrown and so is a perfect pass right to Sherman. Sherman then starts talking s**t about how he's the best corner in the history of the game and acts like it was a great play made by him.

How about an intentional laser to Sherman's groin area purposely tipped by Boone to make sure it meets its target and the ball nails Sherman perfectly and literally turns him into a hermaphrodite so we can really call him Shermaphrodite.
Pick 6 to a defensive lineman
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Kap drops to pass... in less than a second, Marshmallow Martina gets pushed into Kap, then Kap fumbles, but Gore picks it up for positive gain... shermaphrodite injures himself by trying to tackle Gore
Handoff to Boldin for 1 yard

First Play?



A timeout
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Originally posted by fortyninerglory:
Originally posted by pwillis52beasty:
Colin Kaepernick tunneled vision throw to Michael Crabtree who has a step on Richard Sherman but Earl Thomas has it guarded up top. Severely underthrown and so is a perfect pass right to Sherman. Sherman then starts talking s**t about how he's the best corner in the history of the game and acts like it was a great play made by him.

How about an intentional laser to Sherman's groin area purposely tipped by Boone to make sure it meets its target and the ball nails Sherman perfectly and literally turns him into a hermaphrodite so we can really call him Shermaphrodite.

This, I would love!
Originally posted by fortyninerglory:
Originally posted by pwillis52beasty:
Colin Kaepernick tunneled vision throw to Michael Crabtree who has a step on Richard Sherman but Earl Thomas has it guarded up top. Severely underthrown and so is a perfect pass right to Sherman. Sherman then starts talking s**t about how he's the best corner in the history of the game and acts like it was a great play made by him.

How about an intentional laser to Sherman's groin area purposely tipped by Boone to make sure it meets its target and the ball nails Sherman perfectly and literally turns him into a hermaphrodite so we can really call him Shermaphrodite.

Yea I'm going to go with the only receiver kap seems to be able to complete a pass to....sherman as well
Originally posted by fortyninerglory:
Originally posted by pwillis52beasty:
Colin Kaepernick tunneled vision throw to Michael Crabtree who has a step on Richard Sherman but Earl Thomas has it guarded up top. Severely underthrown and so is a perfect pass right to Sherman. Sherman then starts talking s**t about how he's the best corner in the history of the game and acts like it was a great play made by him.

How about an intentional laser to Sherman's groin area purposely tipped by Boone to make sure it meets its target and the ball nails Sherman perfectly and literally turns him into a hermaphrodite so we can really call him Shermaphrodite.

Sounds good to me. I thought he already is a Shermaphrodite though. The guy is such a joke and hypes himself up like no other. He's a mediocre talent with average intelligence, yet he talks like he's smarter than Albert Einstein and a better corner than Deion Sanders.
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