Originally posted by fly15:
Originally posted by 9erfanAUS:
Originally posted by fly15:
lets wait for Sing to look at the film first
why is there no mention of Alex Smith or a smiley in this post?
-9fA
are you blind
The fact that you did not include a smiley or a mention of Alex Smith has caused a single singularity in the space-time continuum that has resulted in a stellar black hole being formed approximately 10,000 light years away in our nearest galaxy, Alpha Centauri. Astronomers have calculated the mass of the black hole to be approximately 10Msun and roughly 30km in diameter. The escape velocity has been calculated to be roughly two times faster than the speed of light (~8.7E8m/s) and since the black hole is non-rotating, the event horizon has deemed to be spherical in nature. The growth of the inherent mass of the resultant black hole has been estimated to exceed 100kgs/sec.
Of course, you and I both know that the calculations are based upon assumptions regarding the Doppler effect due to gravitational redshift, and is also dependent on the absolute temperature of cosmic radiation. Hence, the calculations are dependent on time. It should be noted that where possible, all numbers have been rounded to the nearest significant figure.
Astronomers have also concluded that due to the unprecedented proximity of the stellar black hole to Earth, that urgent attention to the situation is necessary. They have reasoned that in order to prevent this disaster and to rectify the imminent danger, you must read War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy and then subsequently recite Pi to the 10millionth place. It may also be of use to learn how to speak Mandarin, Finnish and Incan.
To help you in this quest, should you still be reading this, they have acquired the help of your dear friend, Nate Davis of the San Francisco 49ers. For some unbeknown reason, they have also provided the use of a pack of crayons, the latest edition of Websters dictionary and a video replay of Alex Smith's debut against the Colts. Make careful use of these tools as their utility may be unexpected.
Should you choose to accept this mission (you don't have a choice), I bid you good luck sir.
-9fA