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Does anyone know why we only see John Clayton's head and upper-chest during his reports on ESPN? I'm of the opinion that that is all that is left of him.
The story I heard was that during a kayaking excursion in the Puget Sound, Clayton was sheared in half by a renegade Orca.
ESPN officials recovered his body, and in a joint effort with Johns Hopkins & Massachusetts General Hospitals, they were able to save Clayton's head and upper torso. His head is being kept alive in an undisclosed location in Seattle, via state-of-the-art alien technology.
I'm also curious if he is the inspiration for South Park character, "Mr. Mackey"
MMMMMKay....
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May 23, 2010 at 4:11 PM
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May 23, 2010 at 4:13 PM
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Originally posted by FnkyPhantom:
This Is Way Off Topic....
Sigh... obviously.
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FREEEEEEEEEEE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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May 23, 2010 at 4:34 PM
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Originally posted by FnkyPhantom:
This Is Way Off Topic....
Does anyone know why we only see John Clayton's head and upper-chest during his reports on ESPN? I'm of the opinion that that is all that is left of him.
The story I heard was that during a kayaking excursion in the Puget Sound, Clayton was sheared in half by a renegade Orca.
ESPN officials recovered his body, and in a joint effort with Johns Hopkins & Massachusetts General Hospitals, they were able to save Clayton's head and upper torso. His head is being kept alive in an undisclosed location in Seattle, via state-of-the-art alien technology.
I'm also curious if he is the inspiration for South Park character, "Mr. Mackey"
MMMMMKay....
May 23, 2010 at 4:39 PM
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in other news Jamarcus Russel is now working at BK
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... All i know is John Clayton and Scott Kegley (the guy from 49ers.com) both have the most ANNOYING voices lol!!!
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wrong forum get this s**t outta here
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