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I might actually wear my Crabtree jersey this weekend
  • pd24
  • Veteran
  • Posts: 2,043
I bet Hammer was doing the typewriter in the room, while Parker and Parag tried to work out a deal.
Originally posted by sanfran49:
Originally posted by Strwy2Hevn:
Originally posted by wysiwyg:
Can't sign this
Can't crab this
Can't sign this
Can't crab this

My, my, my agent negotiate so hard
Makes me say "Oh my Lord"
Thank you for blessing me
With no 40 time and two broke feet
It feels good, when you know you're down
A super dope homeboy from the D-Town
And I'm known as a bust
And this is a beat, uh, Mel can't touch

I told you Deion (can't sign this)
Yeah, that's how we living and you know (can't crab this)
Look at my greedy eyes, man (You can't sign this)
Yo, let me bust the money lyrics (can't crab this)

Fresh new kicks, got my advance
Subway and Nike, took a chance
So move, outta your seat
And get a fly deal and crank this Crabtree beat
While it's rolling, hold on
Spend a little bit and let 'em know you holdin out
Like that, like that
Cold on a mission to go top 5
Let 'em know, that you aint no jive
And this is a beat, uh, you can't crank

Yo, I told you (can't sign this)
Jed, Why you standing there, man? (can't Crab this)
Yo, sound the bell, Raye's Offensive school is in, sucka (can't sign this)

Give me a song, or money
Sing makes em sweat, that's real funny
Now, they know
You talking about the Crabber you talking about a show (well, after you pay me)
That's hype, and tight
Players are sweating so pass them a wipe
I'm sitting at home, reading my clips
What's it gonna take for the Jets to Flip
The draft? Legit
Either get paid lots or you might as well quit

That's word because you know...

Can't sign this
Can't crab this
Break it down! (Music breaks down) Stop, Crabber time!

Go with the dough, it is said
That if you can't sign for this (40 mil) then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in some honey
Bust a few moves, run your fingers through your money
This is it, for a whiner
Dance to this, cuz I'm not a 9er
Move, slide your ash
Just for a minute, give me all your cash

Yeah... (can't sign this)
Look, man (can't crab this)
You better get hype, boy, because you know (can't sign this)
Ring the bell, Deion's money school's back in (can't crab this)

Break it down! Stop, Crabber time!
Can't sign this
Can't crab this
Can't sign this

Break it down! (Nice money, Crabber) Stop, crabber time!

Every time you see me
The Crabber's wallet's full
I'm dope on the field and money in my trunk
Now why would I ever stop doing this?
With others making (NFL) records and I'm just a punk
I've toured around the world, from Tampa to the Bay
It's "Hammer, go Hammer, MC Hammer, yo Hammer"
Get me a contract so I can play

Can't sign this
Can't crab this
Can't sign this
Can't crab this
Can't sign this
Can't crab this
Can't sign this

WOW .. you have to much free time


Damn, well this was a waste of maybe an hour worth of thinking and writing


Nah, maybe half an hour, but it was fun
  • pd24
  • Veteran
  • Posts: 2,043
Originally posted by RonMexico:
I might actually wear my Crabtree jersey this weekend

And Im going to break out my Hammer pants.
Imagine if somehow none of this was picked up by the press and some random dude just reported, "Guys, you're not gonna believe this. Crabtree IS IN SAN FRAN! He just went into a hotel room with his agent, John York and MC Hammer and then sprinted through a restaurant to get away from the media! Oh, and then as he was closing the door to his car he told MC Hammer to make sure a deal gets done! Expect a deal to be reached within the next 48 hours!"

WTF?????
  • dman
  • Veteran
  • Posts: 7,453
Originally posted by ForeverYoung08:
Imagine if somehow none of this was picked up by the press and some random dude just reported, "Guys, you're not gonna believe this. Crabtree IS IN SAN FRAN! He just went into a hotel room with his agent, John York and MC Hammer and then sprinted through a restaurant to get away from the media! Oh, and then as he was closing the door to his car he told MC Hammer to make sure a deal gets done! Expect a deal to be reached within the next 48 hours!"

WTF?????

Haha!

Seriously dude you can't make this stuff up.


Crabs = Cowboy or raider?
Originally posted by BirdmanJr:
first time seeing this



So that's where Singletary's cross went
Originally posted by wysiwyg:
Originally posted by sanfran49:
Originally posted by Strwy2Hevn:
Originally posted by wysiwyg:
Can't sign this
Can't crab this
Can't sign this
Can't crab this

My, my, my agent negotiate so hard
Makes me say "Oh my Lord"
Thank you for blessing me
With no 40 time and two broke feet
It feels good, when you know you're down
A super dope homeboy from the D-Town
And I'm known as a bust
And this is a beat, uh, Mel can't touch

I told you Deion (can't sign this)
Yeah, that's how we living and you know (can't crab this)
Look at my greedy eyes, man (You can't sign this)
Yo, let me bust the money lyrics (can't crab this)

Fresh new kicks, got my advance
Subway and Nike, took a chance
So move, outta your seat
And get a fly deal and crank this Crabtree beat
While it's rolling, hold on
Spend a little bit and let 'em know you holdin out
Like that, like that
Cold on a mission to go top 5
Let 'em know, that you aint no jive
And this is a beat, uh, you can't crank

Yo, I told you (can't sign this)
Jed, Why you standing there, man? (can't Crab this)
Yo, sound the bell, Raye's Offensive school is in, sucka (can't sign this)

Give me a song, or money
Sing makes em sweat, that's real funny
Now, they know
You talking about the Crabber you talking about a show (well, after you pay me)
That's hype, and tight
Players are sweating so pass them a wipe
I'm sitting at home, reading my clips
What's it gonna take for the Jets to Flip
The draft? Legit
Either get paid lots or you might as well quit

That's word because you know...

Can't sign this
Can't crab this
Break it down! (Music breaks down) Stop, Crabber time!

Go with the dough, it is said
That if you can't sign for this (40 mil) then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in some honey
Bust a few moves, run your fingers through your money
This is it, for a whiner
Dance to this, cuz I'm not a 9er
Move, slide your ash
Just for a minute, give me all your cash

Yeah... (can't sign this)
Look, man (can't crab this)
You better get hype, boy, because you know (can't sign this)
Ring the bell, Deion's money school's back in (can't crab this)

Break it down! Stop, Crabber time!
Can't sign this
Can't crab this
Can't sign this

Break it down! (Nice money, Crabber) Stop, crabber time!

Every time you see me
The Crabber's wallet's full
I'm dope on the field and money in my trunk
Now why would I ever stop doing this?
With others making (NFL) records and I'm just a punk
I've toured around the world, from Tampa to the Bay
It's "Hammer, go Hammer, MC Hammer, yo Hammer"
Get me a contract so I can play

Can't sign this
Can't crab this
Can't sign this
Can't crab this
Can't sign this
Can't crab this
Can't sign this

WOW .. you have to much free time


Damn, well this was a waste of maybe an hour worth of thinking and writing


Nah, maybe half an hour, but it was fun

Its beautiful
Originally posted by ForeverYoung08:
Imagine if somehow none of this was picked up by the press and some random dude just reported, "Guys, you're not gonna believe this. Crabtree IS IN SAN FRAN! He just went into a hotel room with his agent, John York and MC Hammer and then sprinted through a restaurant to get away from the media! Oh, and then as he was closing the door to his car he told MC Hammer to make sure a deal gets done! Expect a deal to be reached within the next 48 hours!"

WTF?????



huh???

Originally posted by ForeverYoung08:
Imagine if somehow none of this was picked up by the press and some random dude just reported, "Guys, you're not gonna believe this. Crabtree IS IN SAN FRAN! He just went into a hotel room with his agent, John York and MC Hammer and then sprinted through a restaurant to get away from the media! Oh, and then as he was closing the door to his car he told MC Hammer to make sure a deal gets done! Expect a deal to be reached within the next 48 hours!"

WTF?????



I still can't get over the MC Hammer bit.
Is it too late to change our unis again to include Hammerpants for the rest of the season?
BTW, if someone could photoshop a pic of the team in hammerpants I would piss probably piss myself.
I gotta get to bed! Staring at my monitors all day has been hell on my eyes. On a positive note, I did make a few hundy on the poker tables while reading the forums!
Hope to see you on a field soon Michael!
Originally posted by ImMikeHunt:
Originally posted by Buonaparte69:
Jean-Claude, is that you?
WOW.
Best post I have ever seen. Period.
Originally posted by wysiwyg:
Can't sign this
Can't crab this
Can't sign this
Can't crab this

My, my, my agent negotiate so hard
Makes me say "Oh my Lord"
Thank you for blessing me
With no 40 time and two broke feet
It feels good, when you know you're down
A super dope homeboy from the D-Town
And I'm known as a bust
And this is a beat, uh, Mel can't touch

I told you Deion (can't sign this)
Yeah, that's how we living and you know (can't crab this)
Look at my greedy eyes, man (You can't sign this)
Yo, let me bust the money lyrics (can't crab this)

Fresh new kicks, got my advance
Subway and Nike, took a chance
So move, outta your seat
And get a fly deal and crank this Crabtree beat
While it's rolling, hold on
Spend a little bit and let 'em know you holdin out
Like that, like that
Cold on a mission to go top 5
Let 'em know, that you aint no jive
And this is a beat, uh, you can't crank

Yo, I told you (can't sign this)
Jed, Why you standing there, man? (can't Crab this)
Yo, sound the bell, Raye's Offensive school is in, sucka (can't sign this)

Give me a song, or money
Sing makes em sweat, that's real funny
Now, they know
You talking about the Crabber you talking about a show (well, after you pay me)
That's hype, and tight
Players are sweating so pass them a wipe
I'm sitting at home, reading my clips
What's it gonna take for the Jets to Flip
The draft? Legit
Either get paid lots or you might as well quit

That's word because you know...

Can't sign this
Can't crab this
Break it down! (Music breaks down) Stop, Crabber time!

Go with the dough, it is said
That if you can't sign for this (40 mil) then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in some honey
Bust a few moves, run your fingers through your money
This is it, for a whiner
Dance to this, cuz I'm not a 9er
Move, slide your ash
Just for a minute, give me all your cash

Yeah... (can't sign this)
Look, man (can't crab this)
You better get hype, boy, because you know (can't sign this)
Ring the bell, Deion's money school's back in (can't crab this)

Break it down! Stop, Crabber time!
Can't sign this
Can't crab this
Can't sign this

Break it down! (Nice money, Crabber) Stop, crabber time!

Every time you see me
The Crabber's wallet's full
I'm dope on the field and money in my trunk
Now why would I ever stop doing this?
With others making (NFL) records and I'm just a punk
I've toured around the world, from Tampa to the Bay
It's "Hammer, go Hammer, MC Hammer, yo Hammer"
Get me a contract so I can play

Can't sign this
Can't crab this
Can't sign this
Can't crab this
Can't sign this
Can't crab this
Can't sign this

I'm sure glad you aren't a songwriter.

Even if it's a parody, it still has to rhyme. Every line. Not just the ones that you were able to say what you wanted to say while the original rhyme still conveniently fit right in.

[ Edited by 49erRider on Oct 6, 2009 at 21:16:37 ]