Imagine if somehow none of this was picked up by the press and some random dude just reported, "Guys, you're not gonna believe this. Crabtree IS IN SAN FRAN! He just went into a hotel room with his agent, John York and MC Hammer and then sprinted through a restaurant to get away from the media! Oh, and then as he was closing the door to his car he told MC Hammer to make sure a deal gets done! Expect a deal to be reached within the next 48 hours!"