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Patrick Willis Facts

Obama is only posing as President. Patrick Willis holds the strings. In actuality, Patrick Willis doesn't need strings, he will it.
The myan calender predicts that in 2012 there will only be patrick willis

The rest just wasn't worth mentioning lol
Obama's book "The audacity of Hope" was inspired by the poor Jet's WR who tried to get up (then falling back down) after getting the snot knocked out of him by Patrick Willis!
Originally posted by frankie:
The myan calender predicts that in 2012 there will only be patrick willis

The rest just wasn't worth mentioning lol

To add, when God looked ahead and saw the birth of Patrick Willis, he said:

Daaayyyyaaaaaaammmm!!!!!!!!!
Originally posted by Black59Razor:
What would happen if P-Willy and Tim Lincecum were to ever be in the same room as each other?

a niner and giants championship in the same year?

hey i can dream right?
Originally posted by Joecool:
Originally posted by frankie:
The myan calender predicts that in 2012 there will only be patrick willis

The rest just wasn't worth mentioning lol

To add, when God looked ahead and saw the birth of Patrick Willis, he said:

Daaayyyyaaaaaaammmm!!!!!!!!!


Ha ha ha ha too funny man this had my cracking up man!
Originally posted by popalpo:
Obama's book "The audacity of Hope" was inspired by the poor Jet's WR who tried to get up (then falling back down) after getting the snot knocked out of him by Patrick Willis!


Wasn't this already added to all the elementary school books when they decided luis n clark wasn't as important as the great patrick willis?
patrick willis is jesus..
Originally posted by bayarealuv:
patrick willis is jesus..

How dare you offend Patrick Willis in that manor.
Originally posted by Joecool:
Originally posted by bayarealuv:
patrick willis is jesus..

How dare you offend Patrick Willis in that manor.


He doesn't have a beard lol

Wait

Is willis jewish? Lol
Originally posted by Joecool:
Obama is only posing as President. Patrick Willis holds the strings. In actuality, Patrick Willis doesn't need strings, he will it.


When willis confronted bout pulling strings. Willis replied wit a shriekishly shrill laugh! Strings what are these strings ya speaketh of. When im around things get done. Period ha ha strings ya gotta be frickin kiddin me!

In shock and awe the media in attendece was so amazed bout the truth willis spoke they refused to ask another question. Willis is the way!
Or as a prophet once said willisthewall! Which is latin for willis f**ks s**t up lol

What up s2d, wtw! Your a prophet now!

[ Edited by frankie on Aug 4, 2009 at 12:45:06 ]
The media doesn't ask Willis questions: he stares at them and they begin writing.
Originally posted by Joecool:
The media doesn't ask Willis questions: he stares at them and they begin writing.


Ya got me, ya got me!
Lmao
Ha ha this one was frickin awesome man
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Little boys wear Superman underwear. Superman wears Patrick Willis' jockstrap.
Originally posted by Joecool:
The media doesn't ask Willis questions: he stares at them and they begin writing.

lol nice