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Patrick Willis Facts

If Patrick Willis is late, time better slow the f**k down.
Originally posted by frankie:
Originally posted by mcbaes72:
As great as Patrick Willis is, there was only one other 49er who matched him strength, ability and greatness. And that man was...




...wait for it...




Zak Keasey! He had 60+ page thread here on the 'zone last year.

Also, when Willis and Keasey collided, the shockwave knocked down all the surrounding players and coaching staff. The local news reported it as a 4.2 quake, but everyone at the Santa Clara practice facility knew the truth!


Yes I remember the thread of the keaster!

Lol

The keaster once helped chuck norris get off of dope!

But willis knocked out good ol chucky, for needing the help of the likes of the keaster!

And that shockwave alone put the keaster on injury reserve!

Which is well documented last yr. With the emrgence of the one and only micheal robinson, who stands toe to toe with willis. When willis uses a 1/4 strength in the nutcracker drill!

Haha...good one!
Originally posted by mcbaes72:
Originally posted by frankie:
Originally posted by mcbaes72:
As great as Patrick Willis is, there was only one other 49er who matched him strength, ability and greatness. And that man was...




...wait for it...




Zak Keasey! He had 60+ page thread here on the 'zone last year.

Also, when Willis and Keasey collided, the shockwave knocked down all the surrounding players and coaching staff. The local news reported it as a 4.2 quake, but everyone at the Santa Clara practice facility knew the truth!


Yes I remember the thread of the keaster!

Lol

The keaster once helped chuck norris get off of dope!

But willis knocked out good ol chucky, for needing the help of the likes of the keaster!

And that shockwave alone put the keaster on injury reserve!

Which is well documented last yr. With the emrgence of the one and only micheal robinson, who stands toe to toe with willis. When willis uses a 1/4 strength in the nutcracker drill!

Haha...good one!


Ha ha thanks man!
He is willis
Patrick Willis uses Earth as a treadmill.
Patrick Willis does not get hit by cars, he hits cars.
When Patrick Willis logs into an online Forum, everyone leaves because they can no longer hide behind their computer.
  • flow
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Originally posted by TheSixthRing:
Patrick Willis is a linebacker on the 49ers.

Originally posted by TheSixthRing:
Patrick Willis made 11 tackles, 9 solo, in his rookie debut against the Arizona Cardinals on September 10th, 2007.



Fact: Singletary doesn't yell at Patrick Willis.
Originally posted by Crazy4Niners:
Originally posted by TheSixthRing:
Patrick Willis is a linebacker on the 49ers.

Originally posted by TheSixthRing:
Patrick Willis made 11 tackles, 9 solo, in his rookie debut against the Arizona Cardinals on September 10th, 2007.






I know why would they wanna leave out the 2nd graders in the burning bus, willis once saved on that collapsing bridge! 5 minutes before the game he had his 86 yard int return for td!


Willis doesn't like to brag, but he should at least get recognition he deserves!
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Originally posted by frankie:
Originally posted by Crazy4Niners:
Originally posted by TheSixthRing:
Patrick Willis is a linebacker on the 49ers.

Originally posted by TheSixthRing:
Patrick Willis made 11 tackles, 9 solo, in his rookie debut against the Arizona Cardinals on September 10th, 2007.






I know why would they wanna leave out the 2nd graders in the burning bus, willis once saved on that collapsing bridge! 5 minutes before the game he had his 86 yard int return for td!


Willis doesn't like to brag, but he should at least get recognition he deserves!

What would happen if P-Willy and Tim Lincecum were to ever be in the same room as each other?
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Originally posted by Black59Razor:
What would happen if P-Willy and Tim Lincecum were to ever be in the same room as each other?

They would team up and put the justice leage out of business!
Last night Marc Bulger, Kurt Warner, and Matt Hassellbeck all had nightmares about Patrick Willis. Hes so fast he can be in 3 places at the same time.
Originally posted by pw52:
Originally posted by Black59Razor:
What would happen if P-Willy and Tim Lincecum were to ever be in the same room as each other?

They would team up and put the justice leage out of business!

The Justice League, Justice Society, The Avengers, and The X-Men!

The San Francisco Giant 49ers!!!!
Originally posted by pw52:
Originally posted by Black59Razor:
What would happen if P-Willy and Tim Lincecum were to ever be in the same room as each other?

They would team up and put the justice leage out of business!


Ha ha and willis would still be considered a class act! For willis would expose the corruption which the justice league is involved in! For willis does no wrong, he only believes in the good for man kind!