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Patrick Willis Facts

God can walk on water, patrick willis can swim through dry land.
Giraffes were created when Patrick Willis uppercutted a horse.
Originally posted by IDontGetNaked:
Patrick Willis is so good he makes re-hashed Chuck Norris jokes from 2003 funny.

IDontGetIT.
Patrick Willis...is the most interesting man in the world!
Originally posted by ObePwnD:
Originally posted by IDontGetNaked:
Patrick Willis is so good he makes re-hashed Chuck Norris jokes from 2003 funny.

IDontGetIT.

PwnD
Originally posted by mcbaes72:
As great as Patrick Willis is, there was only one other 49er who matched him strength, ability and greatness. And that man was...




...wait for it...




Zak Keasey! He had 60+ page thread here on the 'zone last year.

Also, when Willis and Keasey collided, the shockwave knocked down all the surrounding players and coaching staff. The local news reported it as a 4.2 quake, but everyone at the Santa Clara practice facility knew the truth!


Yes I remember the thread of the keaster!

Lol

The keaster once helped chuck norris get off of dope!

But willis knocked out good ol chucky, for needing the help of the likes of the keaster!

And that shockwave alone put the keaster on injury reserve!

Which is well documented last yr. With the emrgence of the one and only micheal robinson, who stands toe to toe with willis. When willis uses a 1/4 strength in the nutcracker drill!
Fact- Patrick Willis is awesome!
Originally posted by Thizz415:
Giraffes were created when Patrick Willis uppercutted a horse.


Whoa that explains it all, so where the spots just bruises, from the impact of the hit? It sure makes sence to me!
  • Axl49
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Patrick "Beast" Willis can beat the sun in a starring contest
Originally posted by Axl49:
Patrick "Beast" Willis can beat the sun in a starring contest


With out wearing sunglasses! Whoa that is awesome!
this seriously made my night guys,
Thanks
Originally posted by ForeverYoung8:
this seriously made my night guys,
Thanks



Yup no prob
71% of the earth is covered by water........

the rest is covered by Patrick Willis.
Originally posted by boast:
71% of the earth is covered by water........

the rest is covered by Patrick Willis.

Tight!
Originally posted by boast:
71% of the earth is covered by water........

the rest is covered by Patrick Willis.


Whoa willis is like visa, everywhere ya wanna be lol

He's got it covered!