Patrick Willis Facts

Originally posted by LBCniner:

Originally posted by frankie:

Originally posted by IDontGetNaked:
Patrick Willis is so good he makes re-hashed Chuck Norris jokes from 2003 funny.

And chuck norris cries in disbelief!

Willis was sparring wit chuck norris this offseason. Willis was so fast he not only knocked out norris but caught him and laid him down gently so he wouldn't bang his head as he fell down! Willis is a class act!

LOL

And the great thing he is a niner

Patrick Willis´tears cure cancer. Problem is, Patrick Willis doesn´t cry.

Originally posted by PatrickWillisHOF:
Patrick Willis´tears cure cancer. Problem is, Patrick Willis doesn´t cry.

Originally posted by pelos21:
At his friends wedding when the wife threw the boquet of flowers he intercepted it and ran back to hizouse.

Ya know this is his record return rite? Yup he did it all wit out breaking a sweat!

3 years ago patrick pooped a 6'1 217 pound turd that took him "All Day"

Originally posted by NinerGold39:
Patrick Willis always has sex on the first date.

Always.

Damn that's good!
Go willis

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Patrick Willis has allowed to live.

Patrick Willis can slam a revolving door.

Patrick Willis can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Patrick Willis' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Patrick Willis is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Patrick Willis does not sleep. He waits.

Fact: Patrick Willis signed my mini helmet and niner flag on saturday!

Patrick willis is such a bada$$, even lucha libres remove their masks in his presence.

Patrick Willis had 20 minutes to eat a 56 oz. steak in a restaurant. He spent 20 minutes in the restaurant.......It took him only 2 minutes to eat the steak. He spent the rest of the 18 minutes having sex with the waitress.

patrick willis CAN believe its not butter!

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Patrick Willis once sacked the quarterback before the ball was snapped. He was not offsides.

Patrick Willis wears pads and a helmet because it is mandated by the league rules. Everyone else in the NFL wears pads and a helmet because of Patrick Willis.

Patrick Willis CAN believe it’s not butter.

Patrick Willis once returned a fumble and an interception for a touchdown on the same play.

It has been said that Barry Bonds once hit a homerun and the ball never landed. This is not true. The story has been confused with that of the time that Patrick Willis once hit a running back, who never landed.

When Patrick Willis does pushups he does not push himself up, he pushes the ground down.

Not a fact but just a question. Of all the Patrick Willis pictures in the zone there is one that I have never seen. His original Madden profile pic. You see his face with a light shining against it. He looks pretty badass there. Wonder if anyone can get it.

As great as Patrick Willis is, there was only one other 49er who matched him strength, ability and greatness. And that man was...




...wait for it...




Zak Keasey! He had 60+ page thread here on the 'zone last year.

Also, when Willis and Keasey collided, the shockwave knocked down all the surrounding players and coaching staff. The local news reported it as a 4.2 quake, but everyone at the Santa Clara practice facility knew the truth!

Patrick Willis was born with a full beard...

When his mother realized what had happened she attempted to shave it off...

Patrick Willis was raised by a single father.