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Patrick Willis Facts

Fact #57

Patrick willis is such a bada$$, that even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there.





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I believe there was a thread like this before but i couldn't find it.
Dr. Treated his "strained ankle" and the Dr. dislocated 2 fingers.

Micheal Robinson still doesn't know what day it is. Vernon Davis is nowhere to be found when Willis steps up for nutcrackers.


Get this, even Tom Rathman gives the stinkeye.
Originally posted by Joecool:
Dr. Treated his "strained ankle" and the Dr. dislocated 2 fingers.

Micheal Robinson still doesn't know what day it is. Vernon Davis is nowhere to be found when Willis steps up for nutcrackers.


Get this, even Tom Rathman gives the stinkeye.

Patrick Willis is a linebacker on the 49ers.
Patrick Willis made 11 tackles, 9 solo, in his rookie debut against the Arizona Cardinals on September 10th, 2007.

[ Edited by TheSixthRing on Aug 3, 2009 at 14:35:00 ]
When willis was born he tackled the dr who delivered em!
Patrick Willis is so good he makes re-hashed Chuck Norris jokes from 2003 funny.
if u have 5 dollars, and patrick willis has 5 dollars..patrick willis has more money then you.
At his friends wedding when the wife threw the boquet of flowers he intercepted it and ran back to hizouse.
Originally posted by IDontGetNaked:
Patrick Willis is so good he makes re-hashed Chuck Norris jokes from 2003 funny.


And chuck norris cries in disbelief!

Willis was sparring wit chuck norris this offseason. Willis was so fast he not only knocked out norris but caught him and laid him down gently so he wouldn't bang his head as he fell down! Willis is a class act!
Patrick Willis is so good that Jed York is considering putting patrick willis's face as our primary logo on the helmet
Patrick Willis always has sex on the first date.

Always.
Patrick Willis lost his virginity the day he was born: He came out of one p%^$y and tackled another p&*#$y.
Originally posted by frankie:
Originally posted by IDontGetNaked:
Patrick Willis is so good he makes re-hashed Chuck Norris jokes from 2003 funny.


And chuck norris cries in disbelief!

Willis was sparring wit chuck norris this offseason. Willis was so fast he not only knocked out norris but caught him and laid him down gently so he wouldn't bang his head as he fell down! Willis is a class act!

LOL
Fact# 49

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[ Edited by kidash98 on Aug 5, 2009 at 00:22:28 ]
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