Originally posted by jsaniner:Originally posted by singfan:
I can picture it now. McClueless interviewing Sing for the HC position.
McCloughan: "How will you make this team better, Coach?"
Sing: "By being tough minded!"
McCloughan: "Wow, what do you plan to do"
Sing: "Be physical with an F"
McCloughan: "Wow, what's that mean?"
Sing: "We will use stiff arms and run over p***y DB's"
McCloughan: "Wow, can you sell this to the public?"
Sing: "I'm really a motivational speaker by trade."
McCloughan: "I'm moist, you're hired! Screw Holmgren."
Interviewer- Have you actually watched any 49er games?
Singfan - not really, on Sunday I watch the Cartoon Channel most of the day.
Interviewer - during the week ESPN and NFL Network have informative shows about the NFL. Do you watch those?
Singfan - are you kidding? Not when I can watch "As The World Turns".
Interviewer - there are many local sportswriters that print articles in their papers and blogs about the 49ers. Do you read them?
Singfan - articles? Blogs? You've got me there.
Interviewer - have you actually studied the careers and resumes of the 49er coaches and evaluated the quality of this years players?
Singfan - studied? Evaluated? I'm not sure what that means.
Interviewer - many on this Forum believe you are being too hard on Mike Singletary and wonder why. How do you respond?
Singfan - that's easy, THE VOICE told me.
Inteviewer - THE VOICE? What is that?
Singfan - THE VOICE came in the middle of the night and told me that an evil person by the name of Mike Singletary had been sent from a far planet to destroy the San Francisco 49ers, and that it was my calling to speak out against this evil person and prevent him from completing his terrible mission. That is why I try to warn those on the Forum of the evil this man is trying to perpetuate.
Interviewer - do you actually expect me to believe that story?
Singfan - well, it's the best I've got.
Decent effort. B-