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Kellen Winslow caught jerking

in a target parking lot lmao

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/jets-tight-end-kellen-winslow-accused-masturbating-target-152800579--nfl.html
Nah uh, he was "changing clothes" with a full on boner and two bottles of Vaseline with him.
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Well, he's a soldier. That's what they do.
Wait, wait..it's NOT normal to jerk off in a target parking lot?
Originally posted by zaghawk:
Wait, wait..it's NOT normal to jerk off in a target parking lot?

Yeah, I thought that was the whole point.
this guy had the potential to be like his father. what a waste.
He was just trying to make his Funky Monkey Mr. Happy.
Goodell is going to give him a stiff fine
Probably left a strip club thinking he was going to save himself a ton of money ....
Was he aiming for the Target?
But for the grace of god go I

At least he wasn't twerking



[ Edited by wysiwyg on Jan 17, 2014 at 6:20 PM ]
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Haven't we all done this at some point?
Originally posted by SofaKing:
Haven't we all done this at some point?

Not at Target, WalMart, KMart, Shopko, or even Best Buy! But....
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