Originally posted by Imfasterthanur:
Originally posted by eonblue:
Originally posted by Jcool:
Awful Announcing ‏@awfulannouncing
Gruden: "Seneca Wallace has an air of confidence about him." Next play: Wallace bounces it in the dirt 5 feet in front of the receiver.
Lol. Gruden is dumb but I enjoy hearing him talk about bfootball
Apparentl he's big on "Reddit", someone is making an ongoing collection of "Gruden-isms"
Gruden was MVP of the game tonight. Let's check his progress.
"He should voicemail get open!"
"Mike, the best band to ever come out of Seattle was, of course, Pearl Jam. And that's what I expect the Seahawks to do - just jam it up the middle."
"The Seahawks defense has to go balls deep to win this game."
"I bet you like sitting at red lights."
"I just wanna see some football man"
"Ultra high speed slow mo"
"Mike, did you ever see the movie 'Cast Away?' In that movie, Tom Hanks' only friend was a ball named Wilson. In this game, Russell Wilson's only friend is a football."
EDIT 1: "Thats gonna be intentional roughing" via /u/PukasScondor
EDIT 2: (not from this game) ""I called him light switch, because he can go from 0 to 80 in a hurry." via/u/Sandy-106
EDIT 3: (2 minute segment talking about Russell Wilson's "big hands") via /u/GreenMtnBadger
EDIT 5: (not from tonight's game) there's a beautiful banana via /u/ChasingBridges
"I'm going to scare a lot of kids Thursday night"- my personal favorite
I like Gruden. He's entertaining and knowledgeable, it's just that he can be overly positive and sometimes has some trouble with filler. Better that a lot of other announcers (f**k you Joe Buck).