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New England TE - Hernandez questioned in homicide...

Originally posted by hawker84:
Originally posted by jrg:
they showed his cell where he'll stay on ESPN

no weights/workout equipment allowed

gonna get fat

He can make water jugs out of pillow cases for curls and bench, and use a towel for pull ups.. uh, so i've been told...

That and burpees....I have been told as well...lol
Originally posted by ChipDouglas510:
Originally posted by hawker84:
Originally posted by jrg:
they showed his cell where he'll stay on ESPN

no weights/workout equipment allowed

gonna get fat

He can make water jugs out of pillow cases for curls and bench, and use a towel for pull ups.. uh, so i've been told...

That and burpees....I have been told as well...lol

nah you don't get fat in jail, because they hardly give you anything to eat. and only thing you can drink is water. and feed you small portions only 3 times a day.
he will get skinny and thin yes, if there is no workout area. but he in for murder so does it matter if he works out or not lol, not gonna impress no chicks no more and his career is over.
Originally posted by PRIMETIME21:
Originally posted by ChipDouglas510:
Originally posted by hawker84:
Originally posted by jrg:
they showed his cell where he'll stay on ESPN

no weights/workout equipment allowed

gonna get fat

He can make water jugs out of pillow cases for curls and bench, and use a towel for pull ups.. uh, so i've been told...

That and burpees....I have been told as well...lol

nah you don't get fat in jail, because they hardly give you anything to eat. and only thing you can drink is water. and feed you small portions only 3 times a day.

Note to self, don't murder anyone.
Originally posted by PRIMETIME21:
Originally posted by ChipDouglas510:
Originally posted by hawker84:
Originally posted by jrg:
they showed his cell where he'll stay on ESPN

no weights/workout equipment allowed

gonna get fat

He can make water jugs out of pillow cases for curls and bench, and use a towel for pull ups.. uh, so i've been told...

That and burpees....I have been told as well...lol

nah you don't get fat in jail, because they hardly give you anything to eat. and only thing you can drink is water. and feed you small portions only 3 times a day.

You can get fat as hell on jail. Once you have commissary $$$ you can buy and eat junk food all
Day.
Originally posted by blizzuntz:
Originally posted by PRIMETIME21:
Originally posted by ChipDouglas510:
Originally posted by hawker84:
Originally posted by jrg:
they showed his cell where he'll stay on ESPN

no weights/workout equipment allowed

gonna get fat

He can make water jugs out of pillow cases for curls and bench, and use a towel for pull ups.. uh, so i've been told...

That and burpees....I have been told as well...lol

nah you don't get fat in jail, because they hardly give you anything to eat. and only thing you can drink is water. and feed you small portions only 3 times a day.

You can get fat as hell on jail. Once you have commissary $$$ you can buy and eat junk food all
Day.

Exactly. People don't get fat because they don't have mine on their books to buy decent food to eat and are forced to eat the crap they're given - so they don't eat much. This clown has a lot of money to put on his books.
Originally posted by 49erRider:
Originally posted by blizzuntz:
Originally posted by PRIMETIME21:
Originally posted by ChipDouglas510:
Originally posted by hawker84:
Originally posted by jrg:
they showed his cell where he'll stay on ESPN

no weights/workout equipment allowed

gonna get fat

He can make water jugs out of pillow cases for curls and bench, and use a towel for pull ups.. uh, so i've been told...

That and burpees....I have been told as well...lol

nah you don't get fat in jail, because they hardly give you anything to eat. and only thing you can drink is water. and feed you small portions only 3 times a day.

You can get fat as hell on jail. Once you have commissary $$$ you can buy and eat junk food all
Day.

Exactly. People don't get fat because they don't have mine on their books to buy decent food to eat and are forced to eat the crap they're given - so they don't eat much. This clown has a lot of money to put on his books.

Ol Dirty b*****d came out a monster fatso!!
  • Chief
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Originally posted by Jakemall:
Originally posted by Chief:
Originally posted by Chief:
Oh... And I heard the Massachusetts correctional system has Aaron Hernandez set as a keeper.

Nothing?

lol...not because the joke was funny...but because your asking for a response is funny.

Damn , tough crowd.
No murder weapon, but Hernandez may be put away by a pack of this ...



This is straight out of a bad CSI episode
Originally posted by qnnhan7:
No murder weapon, but Hernandez may be put away by a pack of this ...



This is straight out of a bad CSI episode

I was reading the main reddit thread on him and they had this as an ad on the bottom right. I chuckled lol.
Originally posted by Chief:
Originally posted by Jakemall:
Originally posted by Chief:
Originally posted by Chief:
Oh... And I heard the Massachusetts correctional system has Aaron Hernandez set as a keeper.

Nothing?

lol...not because the joke was funny...but because your asking for a response is funny.

Damn , tough crowd.

My meme didn't fair any better and I thought it was pretty clever.
  • jrg
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"Aaron Hernandez killed my girlfriend too" - Manti Te'o
Originally posted by jrg:
"Aaron Hernandez killed my girlfriend too" - Manti Te'o

Originally posted by ChipDouglas510:
Originally posted by jrg:
"Aaron Hernandez killed my girlfriend too" - Manti Te'o


"And my wife and her boyfriend" -OJ
Originally posted by ChipDouglas510:
Originally posted by ChipDouglas510:
Originally posted by jrg:
"Aaron Hernandez killed my girlfriend too" - Manti Te'o


"And my wife and her boyfriend" -OJ

"And tried to frame me for rape" - Ben Roethlisberger