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Cowboys 2013 Draft Board Leaked ... hilarity ensues.

Leaked? O'rly?
Jerry Jones = The late Al Davis
jerry has assumed Al's place.

VERY happy he's running the boys.
I saw that report on PFT and I laughed my ass off. Ranking first round talent as later round selections???
Originally posted by DonnieDarko:
I don't see what the big deal is...

THIS. I don't see what's so funny. It must be nerd humor.


But Jones is an inept GM and should give the duties to another GM if he really cares about his franchise. He his literally ruining his franchise.

oh well, sux for him but good for us.


they'll still get their 5 primetime games and thanksgiving game as always...even if they were 0-16 last year

that blue star & blue stripes goes along way with TV execs...no, not the Jews, Dodger fans
Originally posted by pdizo916:
Originally posted by DonnieDarko:
I don't see what the big deal is...

THIS. I don't see what's so funny. It must be nerd humor.


But Jones is an inept GM and should give the duties to another GM if he really cares about his franchise. He his literally ruining his franchise.

oh well, sux for him but good for us.

Nerd humour? If you don't understand it, that makes it the product of nerds?

Sense of humour problem?
Originally posted by English:
Originally posted by pdizo916:
Originally posted by DonnieDarko:
I don't see what the big deal is...

THIS. I don't see what's so funny. It must be nerd humor.


But Jones is an inept GM and should give the duties to another GM if he really cares about his franchise. He his literally ruining his franchise.

oh well, sux for him but good for us.

Nerd humour? If you don't understand it, that makes it the product of nerds?

Sense of humour problem?

I have a huge sense of humour problem..............


For all we know, maybe Jerry could be right on those players. Maybe Hayden and Manuel will be busts; thus, not deserving of a first round pick. To me, it's more of a possibility rather than humour.

But WE CAN ALL AGREE that Jones is inept in his job as a GM. For the life of me, I cannot understand why he and Al could never step down and let a more qualify person run their team........
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
The funny thing about the cowboys boards arent that they devalue certain players soo much... its that they NEVER seem to get the players value highly anyways. I remember when Bowman was drafted he had a high grade on the cowboys board.... yet they passed on him enough for us to snag him in the late third.They traded their only chance of getting a guy they had a first round grade on for a center they could of had a round or two later.

At least Al Davis was an unapologetic height/weight/speed guy, Jerry Jones has just gone senile.
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Jimmy "the hair" Johnson made that 90's team. JJones had nothing to do with it. Other than writing the checks and taking credit for the victorys
Big jer has many of the same qualities that Big Al had while king of the raids. Clinically, Al Davis had dementia some time ago. Big jer seems to be on a similar track, capable of doing goofy things , and for sure nut cutting the Cowboys chances of improvement with desperate draft killing picks. Their #1 this yr is a prime example...but as he said..."we needed a good center". Unfortunately the C in question was a solid mid to late 3rd rd pick by consensus. I truly feel sorry for cowboy fans, who have to tolerate a GM/owner/ and HC(in his mind only) and who uniformly kills the cowboys chances for improvement by screwing up their drafts. Good for us, bad for cowboys. Look at him, listen to him...I hear and see signs of dementia, moreso than in most guys his age. True it does happen to us all ultimately, but Big jer seems to have gotten his a bit earlier than most.
This thread may look stupid in 4 years. We don't know how any picks will pan out.
Jerry Jones rode the coat tails of Jimmy Johnson when the team was winning SuperBowls. The team was so good they even won with Barry Switzer. Jerry Jones is closing in on the embarrassment label at Bob Hayes like speed.
What people seem to forget is that the Niners only needed a starter at safety, the rest of the draft was to build for the future. The Niners took calculated risks on high potential players with medical issues. Lattimore, Carradine, etc.

The Cowboys NEED every drafted person to compete for a starting job. This is a sign the team is not to good and lacks depth.

I personally like how they stacked the draft board to keep it simple. They targeted 127 players, and it appears they took off character issues and players with medical injuries that would delay their playing time in 2013.

The Cowboys also put a blue star by the players who they really want, silver to the niners putting a gold helmet on the players who they highly covet.