http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5630137
So, 30 year old Kassim Osgood (Jags WR), jumps out of a second story window, while his 19 year old girlfriend exchanges gunfire with her 20 year old ex-boyfriend.
Way to man up Kassim, not only are you practically a pedophille, but you ditch your girl to play shoot 'em up with an armed assailant while you leap two stories to safety.
Hero of the week award to you Sir, nicely done.
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Kassim Osgood flees attack, leaves 19 year old girlfriend
Sep 29, 2010 at 12:47 PM
- TexasNiner
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Sep 29, 2010 at 12:50 PM
- chico49erfan
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So you'd just sit there and wait for the OBVIOUSLY crazy ex-boyfriend gunman to find you if he got by the girlfriend?!?!
LOL!! f**k that bro -- I'm an NFL WR with money to make and a 19 yr old fling gunning it out with her ex. I'd jump out a 3 story building.
I'd call the cops and not ever call that girl back.
LOL!! f**k that bro -- I'm an NFL WR with money to make and a 19 yr old fling gunning it out with her ex. I'd jump out a 3 story building.
I'd call the cops and not ever call that girl back.
[ Edited by chico49erfan on Sep 29, 2010 at 12:50 PM ]
Sep 29, 2010 at 12:55 PM
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Originally posted by chico49erfan:
So you'd just sit there and wait for the OBVIOUSLY crazy ex-boyfriend gunman to find you if he got by the girlfriend?!?!
LOL!! f**k that bro -- I'm an NFL WR with money to make and a 19 yr old fling gunning it out with her ex. I'd jump out a 3 story building.
I'd call the cops and not ever call that girl back.
You have to try and do something. If you are man enough to bone her, you are man enough to defend her. And if you are dumb enough to date 19 year old psychos with drama when you are a famous, rich (sort of, on both counts) 30 year old professional, then you need to able to handle your business when the s**t hits the fan.
It's just a funny story now, but if she got shot while he ran like a b***h, it would be a whole different thing. Lucky for him they weren't a few stories higher up or he would have had to man up or decide if a broken leg was worth it.
Sep 29, 2010 at 12:56 PM
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I'll admit, I'd p***y out and be leaping out the window too.
Sep 29, 2010 at 12:57 PM
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Originally posted by TexasNiner:Originally posted by chico49erfan:
So you'd just sit there and wait for the OBVIOUSLY crazy ex-boyfriend gunman to find you if he got by the girlfriend?!?!
LOL!! f**k that bro -- I'm an NFL WR with money to make and a 19 yr old fling gunning it out with her ex. I'd jump out a 3 story building.
I'd call the cops and not ever call that girl back.
You have to try and do something. If you are man enough to bone her, you are man enough to defend her. And if you are dumb enough to date 19 year old psychos with drama when you are a famous, rich (sort of, on both counts) 30 year old professional, then you need to able to handle your business when the s**t hits the fan.
It's just a funny story now, but if she got shot while he ran like a b***h, it would be a whole different thing. Lucky for him they weren't a few stories higher up or he would have had to man up or decide if a broken leg was worth it.
Dude? Do you have a Kickass outfit in your closet?
Sep 29, 2010 at 1:00 PM
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Originally posted by TexasNiner:Originally posted by chico49erfan:
So you'd just sit there and wait for the OBVIOUSLY crazy ex-boyfriend gunman to find you if he got by the girlfriend?!?!
LOL!! f**k that bro -- I'm an NFL WR with money to make and a 19 yr old fling gunning it out with her ex. I'd jump out a 3 story building.
I'd call the cops and not ever call that girl back.
You have to try and do something. If you are man enough to bone her, you are man enough to defend her. And if you are dumb enough to date 19 year old psychos with drama when you are a famous, rich (sort of, on both counts) 30 year old professional, then you need to able to handle your business when the s**t hits the fan.
It's just a funny story now, but if she got shot while he ran like a b***h, it would be a whole different thing. Lucky for him they weren't a few stories higher up or he would have had to man up or decide if a broken leg was worth it.
What?!?! You are kidding right? What are you going to do? Be like "guys can't we all get along!" They have f**king guns. Do you not understand that one is her EX BOYFRIEND? If he's willing to shoot at the girlfriend, he is sure as HELL shooting at you. Like I said earlier, I'm out like trout. Maybe this is a presumption, but I don't think the future is bright with her.
Sep 29, 2010 at 1:04 PM
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Originally posted by chico49erfan:
So you'd just sit there and wait for the OBVIOUSLY crazy ex-boyfriend gunman to find you if he got by the girlfriend?!?!
LOL!! f**k that bro -- I'm an NFL WR with money to make and a 19 yr old fling gunning it out with her ex. I'd jump out a 3 story building.
I'd call the cops and not ever call that girl back.
I'd be out, the whole way
Sep 29, 2010 at 1:05 PM
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Originally posted by 49er4life:Originally posted by chico49erfan:
So you'd just sit there and wait for the OBVIOUSLY crazy ex-boyfriend gunman to find you if he got by the girlfriend?!?!
LOL!! f**k that bro -- I'm an NFL WR with money to make and a 19 yr old fling gunning it out with her ex. I'd jump out a 3 story building.
I'd call the cops and not ever call that girl back.
I'd be out, the whole way
Sep 29, 2010 at 1:05 PM
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sounds like the All-American relationship
Sep 29, 2010 at 1:06 PM
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Originally posted by TexasNiner:
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5630137
So, 30 year old Kassim Osgood (Jags WR), jumps out of a second story window, while his 19 year old girlfriend exchanges gunfire with her 20 year old ex-boyfriend.
Way to man up Kassim, not only are you practically a pedophille, but you ditch your girl to play shoot 'em up with an armed assailant while you leap two stories to safety.
Hero of the week award to you Sir, nicely done.
practically a pedophile...not even close
Sep 29, 2010 at 1:06 PM
- chico49erfan
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Originally posted by Thorhawk:
practically a pedophile...not even close
Also, this.
Sep 29, 2010 at 1:07 PM
- toeknee
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p***y
Bruce willis didn't jump out of the hotel window in the sixth sense
Bruce willis didn't jump out of the hotel window in the sixth sense
Sep 29, 2010 at 1:09 PM
- LumpiaJeff
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I'd definitely jump out. He's not armed, his life is in danger, and his GF is playing Rambo. Smart move.
Sep 29, 2010 at 1:09 PM
- TheSixthRing
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He: Has gun.
She: Has gun.
Kassim: Has nothing but an escape route.
Can you really blame him?
She: Has gun.
Kassim: Has nothing but an escape route.
Can you really blame him?
Sep 29, 2010 at 1:11 PM
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Originally posted by teeohh:
p***y
Bruce willis didn't jump out of the hotel window in the sixth sense
It wouldn't have hurt him
[ Edited by chico49erfan on Sep 29, 2010 at 1:11 PM ]