Originally posted by 9erfan4life:Originally posted by KRS-1:Originally posted by 9erfan4life:
good for him
I mean now Golden Taint will have someone to get drunk with and help him steal maple bars. He can also help out Pete...
as he stumbles into Pete's office
Wha wroooong cooath wooks rike you nervoos bout thumting
Oh man it's this new guy I'm trying to get to play for us I mean I might have to toss in like five cars and a house for not just his moms and pops but his brothers and sisters too! I hope I don't get caught.
Maaaan Peth yo dump asth tih otay to buy nthl playthers
AaaaaaaaawAaaaaaaaaaaah man I feel so relieved
as Golden Taint crawls out from under coaches desk
Thanks Taint your maple bars over there on the counter next to Macs Crown Royal
Thanks coach see you at practice
Actually now that he is single he and Pete can go hit up the bars around UW looking for those young and not so innocent college girls.
well shoot might as well invite Big Ben too!