Jets | Ryan undergoes two procedures
Sun, 14 Mar 2010 09:33:11 -0700
The Associated Press reports New York Jets head coach Rex Ryan underwent a weight-loss procedure to help him fight obesity. Ryan had lap-band surgery Saturday, March 13, and was relaxing at his home in New Jersey Saturday evening. He also had a hernia repaired.
What a lazy mofo! With all the facilities and trainers at his disposal he should be on a weight loss plan!
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Rex Ryan had lap band surgery
Mar 14, 2010 at 11:08 AM
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Mar 14, 2010 at 11:17 AM
- YourHuckleberry
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I don't know how you let yourself get that fat.
Mar 14, 2010 at 11:19 AM
- 49ersalldaway126
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damn just go on a diet and run a lap with the team one time a day not that hard
Mar 14, 2010 at 11:35 AM
- PacTiger
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It's not Rex's fault, he was born with two stomachs.
Mar 14, 2010 at 11:44 AM
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Mar 14, 2010 at 11:50 AM
- DaveWilcox
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He is a fat slob and needs to drop about 150 or so. Now all they have to do is figure out a way of taping his mouth shut.
Mar 14, 2010 at 12:02 PM
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Rex Ryan = Aubrayo Franklin + Isaac Sopoaga therefore we can sign him and take Franklin and Sopoaga off the field and put an extra safety on the field. Too bad Nolan is going to sign him in Miami and do it first.
Mar 14, 2010 at 12:13 PM
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imagine what they found in the rolls......
Mar 14, 2010 at 12:14 PM
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He should just go on the biggest loser show. Those fat ass mofo's drop some serious weight.
Mar 14, 2010 at 12:18 PM
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This is Rex. Rex has b***h tits.
Mar 14, 2010 at 12:23 PM
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chocolate rain
Mar 14, 2010 at 6:09 PM
- HessianDud
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Originally posted by fister30:
It's not Rex's fault, he was born with two stomachs.
i thought cows had four stomachs?
Mar 14, 2010 at 6:15 PM
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Originally posted by HessianDud:Originally posted by fister30:
It's not Rex's fault, he was born with two stomachs.
i thought cows had four stomachs?
Mar 14, 2010 at 6:54 PM
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A lap band? Is that a nicer way of saying a FAT band?
Mar 14, 2010 at 9:30 PM
- TonyStarks
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Take a lap, fatass.