Originally posted by taney71:
Originally posted by English:
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Originally posted by FunkNinerFlex:
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way too much Dallas Cowboy talk in Niner Talk
Without Haley, the 49ers take the 1st playoff game against Dallas for sure. And it showed the stupidity of the 49ers at that time to trade him to an NFC team. He's my favorite 49er with Lott. Just showing the man his due respect.
I wish the 49ers would hire him to teach Manny Lawson some pass rushing moves. They're about the same height and build. Obviously not in ability, but Haley could help. He used to run a clinic for potential draft picks before the combine.
Seifert literally drove Haley out of town after his lack of handling the 'toilet paper' incident (where Haley threw a s**tty wad of tp at George).
But it also showed how horribly inept Seifert was at handling players with character 'quirks'. (Which later led to us losing Ricky Watters... who we needed really bad later on against those 'zone-hawking' Packers defenses of the 90's.)
I don't recall your theory of Seifert being unable to handle players quirks as contributing to the loss of Watters. My recollection was that this was a financial situation. We wouldn't or couldn't pay the man what he thought he was worth
Why couldnt' we pay him? We spent money on tons of players during that era. WHy not Haley?
Because if stuff like this article are true, then “The Last Naked Warrior" was a huge lawsuit waiting to happen. that would have cost the niners a fortune:
Jeff Pearlman has a new book coming out in September called Boys Will Be Boys, which chronicles the Cowboys during the Aikman-Smith-Irvin glory years. Tucked inside the book is a chapter called “The Last Naked Warrior,” which is a nickname defensive end Charles Haley used for himself. Haley, if you recall, was a goddamn beast of a pass rusher, and also a legendary a*****e. But what you may not know about Haley is that he was:
A) Legitimately insane
B) Hung like Milton Berle
C) Liked jacking off in front of teammates and coaches
And not playful jerking off. We’re talking the real, hardcore, I’m-home-and-my-wife-is-at-the-movies jerking off. I’ll let Pearlman fill you in:
Haley would stroll up to an unsuspecting (49er) teammate, whip out his phallus, and repeatedly stroke it in his face. Players initially laughed it off…
Hey look, it’s Charles’ huge erection! And he’s pleasuring himself! Man, that is funny.
But Haley refused to stop. He would jerk off in the locker room, in the trainer’s room. He’d wrap his hand around his penis, turn toward a Joe Montana or John Taylor, and bellow, ‘You know you wanna s*ck this!’
Well, it was San Francisco. I, for one, am glad to see that Haley liked to go native. I’m assuming Montana replied, “Really? I know I wanna suck that? Well, it hadn’t occurred to me before. But now that you’re masturbating right in front of me in a completely unprofessional manner, I can see your point.”
Pearlman also gets this quote from Michael Silver:
”Charles used to beat off in meetings while talking graphically about other players’ wives. It got to the point of ejaculation.”
Well, if you don’t reach the point of ejaculation, there IS no point. Am I right? Think about this quote for just a moment. You go to work. You go sit in a meeting. Then Bob from Accounting decides to take out his Frankencock and starts talking about banging your wife, and then orgasms right in front of you.
That’s… unusual. It won’t surprise you to know that Haley was also a raging homophobe, saying to a new Cowboy teammate once:
“You’re from California? You must be a f*cking fa99ot.”
And he would know! Because he was in California once, jerking off in front of large groups of other men.