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Funny joke I just heard

Originally posted by MadMartz:
How do you keep the Oakland Raiders out of your front yard?

Put up a goal post!

How do you keep 'em in your yard?


Put up a jail cell


...I know, too obvious.
I heard Rihana was dating the Raiders because she knew they couldnt beat her!
Originally posted by marshniners24:
I heard Rihana was dating the Raiders because she knew they couldnt beat her!

Reminds me of a story I heard on the local news a few years ago. A little boy who was often abused by his foster parents had his wish of playing for the Oakland Raiders granted for a day. When asked why he chose the Oakland Raiders, he replied, "Because they never beat anyone!"