Originally posted by SammyFrancisco:
Originally posted by Karma:
Best Fit - Buddha -> He is jolly, doesn't care about earthly possessions, and would be fantastic against the run.
Worst Fit - Jesus -> The players would get drunk every time he touched the water-cooler, constant judgment would have players second guessing themselves, and he isn't physical enough to play press man or bump and run.
in seriousness -- The Best would be Pierre Desir or Jordan Mathews.
The Worst would be anyone who sucks or anyone who wants to party with Aldon or Kap
Agreed that we don't need big party guys. Sounds to me like Verrett would fit in pretty well. Trent normally doesn't like short corners but he's really athletic and seems to be a tough, hard worker.
But totally disagree on Jesus. The other players could be drunk if we had someone that consistently perform miracles. Even with a slim frame, durability clearly isn't going to be an issue (rising from the dead is FAR more difficult than rehabbing an ACL). He could even heal any other players injuries, could surely play tricks with the ball, and create insane weather conditions every time the D was on the field. With JC on board we'd be looking at 19-0 indefinitely.