WZ Football 2014

f**k yeah, Yahoo gives my draft an A b***hes

Draft Summary

Harb Gore Porn took advantage of a favorable draft slot and built the kind of roster that makes opponents "go out of town" or "spend time with the kids" when they see your team on the schedule. Harb Gore Porn is projected to finish third in WZ Football League at 9-4-0 (1,491 points). They didn't target any one position early, selecting QB Robert Griffin III (27th overall), RB Lamar Miller (22nd), WR Vincent Jackson (3rd), and TE Greg Olsen (46th) within the first five rounds. They ended up with the highest-scoring WR tandem in the league, as they added Dez Bryant and Jackson to their fantasy roster.

With a draft like that, you might as well make it official. Nominate yourself for the Toyota Hall Of Fame.

Schedule

Week 12 might require some waiver-wire magic from Harb Gore Porn. They have four players and the most projected fantasy points on bye that week. Looking at the entire season, they have the least difficult schedule. Harb Gore Porn has the opportunity to finish the season on a hot streak, as the last four games of their season are projected to be less difficult than the league average.

Draft Notes

Separating the Wheat from the Chaff
Harb Gore Porn drafted top-3 players at a trio of different positions (Dez Bryant, Carolina, and LeSean McCoy).

How Much Tread's Left on the Tires
With an average of 7.1 years of NFL experience, Harb Gore Porn is the team most likely to have a player become a grandpa.

Great Idea, Poor Execution
Harb Gore Porn will need some help from the waiver wire in Week 12, as their only TE (Greg Olsen) and only DEF (Carolina) will both be idle that week.

Team of Champions
Harb Gore Porn is rocking a team of fantasy MVPs. Last season, three of their players were among the top-20 players that were on the most first-place fantasy teams (Knowshon Moreno, LeSean McCoy, and Zac Stacy).

No Back-Up No Cry
Ignoring roster depth, Harb Gore Porn chose only one player at three different positions (TE, DEF, and K).

A Stretch of the Imagination
Grabbing Chris Polk at pick 118 was, let's say, conceptually adventurous. Polk is owned on just a handful of teams across all Yahoo! leagues.

ya those are accurate as f**k

" They waited until the 12th round to secure their top quarterback, picking up Carson Palmer with the 143rd overall selection."

Palmer > Ryan

vs Ron week 1

lol I got an A too. I love the headline of my Report Card

In Spite of Some Early-Round Reaches, Muggins Motherfukker Will Run This League

How you do those report card things?

Draft SummaryAlthough they got stuck with the 11th overall selection, Muggins Motherfukker was unfazed, building a roster capable of dominating any team in WZ Football. They're projected to finish with a record of 11-2-0 (1,492 points), placing them first. They felt they could wait on quarterback, holding out until the 14th round to secure Peyton Manning with the 158th overall selection. They ended up with one of the lowest-scoring groups of WRs in the league, as they have Victor Cruz, T.Y. Hilton, Wes Welker, and Jarrett Boykin for their rotation.



lol

Originally posted by valrod33:
How you do those report card things?

check your email from yahoo

Originally posted by valrod33:
How you do those report card things?

Its on the right hand side of the league page. You got the worst grade. (D)

nevermind, they gave me a D. f**k them

One mistake I caught regarding Ryan Matthews has been fixed.

John would have flipped.

Originally posted by valrod33:
nevermind, they gave me a D. f**k them

Originally posted by Muggins:
Draft SummaryAlthough they got stuck with the 11th overall selection, Muggins Motherfukker was unfazed, building a roster capable of dominating any team in WZ Football. They're projected to finish with a record of 11-2-0 (1,492 points), placing them first. They felt they could wait on quarterback, holding out until the 14th round to secure Peyton Manning with the 158th overall selection. They ended up with one of the lowest-scoring groups of WRs in the league, as they have Victor Cruz, T.Y. Hilton, Wes Welker, and Jarrett Boykin for their rotation.



lol

this is why its dumb lol

Despite an Exciting Set of WRs, Harbaugh's Dad Pants Has Roster Filled with Meh

It's not everyday you see this type of draft performance. RonMexico took the second overall pick and turned it into what experts would describe as a "mediocre, if not disappointing," draft. They are projected to finish with a record of 5-8-0, good enough for a "book-a-weekend-getaway-during-the-playoffs," ninth, in WZ Football League. They waited until the 12th round to secure their top quarterback, picking up Carson Palmer with the 143rd overall selection. They have one of the worst groups of RBs in the league, as they have Doug Martin, C.J. Spiller, Mark Ingram, and Jonathan Stewart on their roster.

Nice draft. If there were a Fantasy Football Hall Of Fame, you should nominate yourself. Wait, there is? And you can??